HOW MANY SHOPPING DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
AULD LANG SWINE - 7 day countdown to new year
It's the swinal countdown! Behind each door hides a porky treat to snaffle until it's time to P-A-R-T-A-A-Y-Y-Y-Y like it's 1999 (dancing to 'Livin' La Vida Loca', showing off your fancy flip phone and ignoring the millennium bug).
This 7-day New Year countdown calendar includes:
- 6 x 8g packs of our awesome flavoured pork crackling.
- One of each of the Great Taste Award-winning flavours: Marvellous Maple, Low & Slow BBQ, Perfectly Salted, Black Pepper and Salt 'n' Vinegar, PLUS our LIMITED EDITION Pigs in Blankets.
- A sweet finish: 1 x 25g packet of Marvellous Maple Porky Puffs.
- A feeling of unbridled crunchy contentment to see you through the Twixmas period.
- Perfect piggin' proportions: 28.4cm tall, 21.8cm wide and 6cm deep.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU HOGMANAY LEGEND!
ALL NEW MEAT & BEER GIFT IDEAS FOR CHRISTMAS 2021
Finding the best Christmas gift for the meat-snack-loving hero in your life can be a daunting task. What do you get for the awkward swine who says they have everything they want already and tells you "not to worry". We've all heard it before, right? And we ain't buying it.
This year, why not trust the Elf Pigs – who work all year round on creating unique Christmas gifts – to inspire you with unusual Christmas gift ideas for her and personalised Christmas meat hampers for him? Well done you, and well done Elf Pigs.
OUR BESTSELLING GIFTS AT CHRISTMAS
YULE HOG: PORKY CHRISTMAS SNACK GIFT BOX
NEWEST CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS
PIGGIN' PERSONALISED XMAS GIFT IDEAS
MEAT SNACK GIFT HAMPER IDEAS
STOCKING FILLER GIFT IDEAS
So, you're feeling rightfully smug that you've chosen from our awesome snacking Christmas gift ideas. Feeling pretty EPIC right now, right?
Christmas morning. Your loved one tears open their carefully selected Christmas gift, plucked from these very web pages, they shower you in high praise and thanks.
But wait. Imagine, if you will, the utter crushing come down while they politely open the accompanying Christmas card. A dog-eared, straight-out-the-back-of-the-kitchen-drawer, traditional glitterfest of a winter scene complete with an unseasonable field mouse in a little red hat. The sheer horror.
Fear not, you gift-buying hero! You can now avoid such a scene with our tastefully designed and zingy pork pun embalzoned cards to accompany our tasty gifts.
AWESOME SNACK SUBSCRIPTION GIFT IDEAS & ChRISTMAS GIFT CARDS
These are the gifts that keep piggin'giving, all year round!
That's right, the snack-loving swine in your life can now have their porky wares delivered every month, regular as clockwork.
Choose from mystery boxes, almost countless combinations of flavours, mix and match each month. BOSH!
You can pay monthly (cancel any time), or you might prefer to pay annually or 6-monthly for EPIC savings. If you still can't decide, we have electronic gift cards which can take the pressure of choosing off.
GET STOCKED UP FOR CHRISTMAS SNAFFLING SEASON
Let's face it, it's a busy time of year. Christmas food shopping can be a swine. You can't put it off, because there is nothing worse than welcoming family and friends over, bringing everyone together, only to find you are not able to offer them any porky snacks. WTF?
It happens. It shouldn't. But it does. That's why we've made it mega easy to order a shed load of what you need for this special time of year with our porky bundles of piggin' joy. Trot this way, you host with the MOST.
PORK CRACLING ADVENT CALENDARS
Snaffle some awesome Christmas gift ideas and the original pork crackling advent calendar here. And let's get ready for the piggin' New Year!
OUR LEGENDARY PREMIUM PORK CRACKLING ADVENTS
PORK CRackling ADVENT CALENDAR
6 years ago Snaffling Pig invented the world's first pork crackling advent calendar (he's good like that) and every year since he has produced and sold out of the ultimate advent calendar for savoury-loving-swines. Jog on Choccy!
- The world's first and original pork crackling advent calendar!
- BIGGER, BETTER, LONGER, FESTIVE-R! - this year's calendar is EXTRA MASSIVE, measuring up to a whopping 54cm tall, 32cm wide and 3.6cm deep!
- This year we've made the calendar itself entirely PLASTIC-FREE and fully recyclable! HURRAH!
- The highest quality, hand-cooked and seasoned by Chef Pig (Snaffling Pig's culinary cousin).
- 24 x 8g packets of daily porky joy! including:
- 5 Great Taste Award-winners (Perfectly Salted, Low & Slow BBQ, Salt 'N' Vinegar, Marvellous Maple, Black Pepper) PLUS limited edition Pigs in Blankets for festive frills.
PORK CRACKLING & BEER ADVENT CALENDAR
How about the KING OF ADVENTS? A beer and porky combo! The Pork Crackling & Beer Advent Calendar. It's not the most exciting of names, we'll be honest, but we spent the creative budget on the packaging and we ran dry on porky pun names.
- 4 x 3 British Brewed Snaffling Pig beers: 'Mighty Swine' lager, 'Wild Hog' pilsner and 'Twisted Tail' pale ale (330ml each).
- 12 x 3 Great Taste Award-winning pork crackling bags: Low & Slow BBQ, Marvellous Maple and Perfectly Salted. Four of each flavour (18g each).
- One day you get porky snacks, the next a tasty beer, and so on, until the PIG day.
- This calendar's MASSIVE. Hefty. A big ol' unit. 46.8cm tall and 27.2cm wide and 12.6cm deep. You won't be putting this on the mantelpiece.
- The calendar itself and the beer cans are RECYCLABLE! HURRAH!
HURRAH! AWESOME ADVENT calendar REVIEWS!
Bought this as a gift for the wife, she loved it and thought it was brilliant. She really enjoyed the crackling, to the extent sharing was virtually non existent. Highly recommended
Bought this for my other half last year and he LOVED it!!! For anybody who is a pork crackling fan its a no brainer. The different flavours are exceptional and its such a unique advent. Needless to say I got him another this year :D
This is the perfect advent calendar for my partner. He opens his calendar in the evening so he can enjoy his snaffling pig treat in front of the TV. I may have to get myself one too next year because he hasn't yet shared a single bit. Must be good 👍