Piggin' Mystery Box Monthly Subscription
A Piggin' Subscription.
As the famous quote goes, "Life is like a piggin' mystery box subscription. You never know what you're gonna get."
We say "never know", but what we do know is that our mystery boxes will include plenty of savoury swine-based snacks (and perhaps a tasty tipple if that's your poison), and that a new box will arrive at your front door regular as piggin' clockwork each month.
This is an ideal treat for the type of swine that embraces* saltiness, variety and trying something new.
As a bonus of becoming a mystery box subscriber, you’ll almost certainly become a legend in your social circles**. We'll even supply you with a downloadable certificate to prove your status to any doubters.
We reckon it’s the ultimate in Pig based snacking. We hope you’re inclined to agree.
If you buy this as a gift, firstly you’re an amazing friend/relative and secondly, don’t worry about the delivery process to the lucky swine you’re buying for, the Logistics Pig has got it covered.
- Your first delivery will be a few days after you place your order.
- You can cancel your subscription at any time.
- The booze option isn't for piglets: You must be over 18 to make a purchase.
- Need an empty jar to store your porky delights? Click/tap this way, you hero.
- The image on this page is not a piggin' guarantee of exactly which of our porky wares you will receive each month. The contents will vary month-to-month, which is kind of the vibe of this porky parcel.
PLEASE NOTE: We may from time-to-time include peanuts in the mystery boxes, and some boxes may include gluten or mustard. Please read specific allergen information on packs in the order.
*Can swines embrace? Another one for our resident philosopher Francis Bacon
**legendary status is not guaranteed.
Delivery & Service
UK mainland postage:
£3.99 standard delivery
Free on all orders over £35
The Snaffling Pig’s less fun but very organised cousin, The Logistics Pig, dispatches all our items by courier for delivery usually within 1-2 working days (although it can take an extra day or two during peak times of the year). However, rather than keep lots of stock, we cook fresh every day to keep up with you snafflers so delivery can take up to 5 working days.
Your order will be shipped in as few parcels as possible to keep your piggin' shipping costs down, and to reduce the impact on the environment. So if you order multiple bundles and other products in one order, it will most likely come in one parcel. If you require separate parcels for multiple bundles you will need to make another separate order.
We would also advise that you get familiar with our firm but fair policy on returns and refunds.
More than anything, we want to be piggin’ happy with your purchase. If you need anything contact us.
For our general T&Cs click here.
PORKY SNACKS: If kept air tight, our crackling should be suitably awesome up until it's best before date, which should typically be around 16 weeks from purchase.
If you dive in regularly, we'd recommend eating it up within 4 weeks - but this shouldn't be too tricky, because well, you're already diving in regularly.
As with any food product, store in a cool, dry place away from bright light and vegetarians in order to keep the swines at their best.
BOOZE: Both our beer & cider is best served coooold.
If you have any product related questions, please contact us.
Since day one we’ve made a point of being as open and honest as possible with our customers- calling a spade, a piggin’ spade, and all that. That’s why we’ve created this page of FAQ delight in order to give you as much info about our porky venture as you need.