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Totally Totes Branded Tote Bag

Merch

£5.00

  • Picture the scene. You've bought your mate a heap of porky snacks for a house warming party and you turn up with them lobbed in a plastic bag. Could you imagine the piggin' horror?

     

    Relax. We've got you covered. Say hello to our 100% cotton branded tote bag. Some might say Totes Amazeballs. But we unfriend anyone who uses that phrase. 

  • UK mainland postage:

    £3.49 standard delivery
    Free on all orders over £50

    The Snaffling Pig’s less fun but very organised cousin, The Logistics Pig, dispatches all our items by courier for delivery usually within 1-2 working days. However, rather than keep lots of stock, we cook fresh every day to keep up with you snafflers so delivery can take up to 5 working days.

    More than anything, we want to be piggin’ happy with your purchase. If you need anything contact us.

    For our general T&Cs click here.

  • PORKY SNACKS: If kept air tight, our crackling should be suitably awesome up until it's best before date, which should typically be around 16 weeks from purchase.

    If you dive in regularly, we'd recommend eating it up within 4 weeks - but this shouldn't be too tricky, because well, you're already diving in regularly.

    As with any food product, store in a cool, dry place away from bright light and vegetarians in order to keep the swines at their best.

    BOOZE: Both our beer & cider is best served coooold.

    If you have any product related questions, please contact us.

  • You can view all our ingredient info here.

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