Porky Frame of Chuckles
Jazz up your plain ol' wall with our Porky Frame of Chuckles.
One rainy Wednesday we made this for our office and it made us chuckle. Then we stuck it on social media and a load of people seemed to chuckle too. So we decided we'd let you lovely peeps get hold of one and we'd branch out from porky snacks into household furnishings. Obvious transition.
A 24cm x 24cm white wooden frame with a glass front, with the words printed "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS" in white. Inside the frame is exactly what you need in an emergency...porky snacks*.
The boring bit:
We will ship your item within 10 days and the crackling will be sent in seperate bags. If we filled the frame, the crackling would make the glass oily in transit. Dimensions: 24cm x 24cm x 4cm
*Although we say you should break glass in case of emergency, please don't. In an actual emergency this is useless, plus the glass will cut you up bad and the crackling will be stale.
Delivery & Service
UK mainland postage:
£3.99 standard delivery
Free on all orders over £35
The Snaffling Pig’s less fun but very organised cousin, The Logistics Pig, dispatches all our items by courier for delivery usually within 1-2 working days (although it can take an extra day or two during peak times of the year). However, rather than keep lots of stock, we cook fresh every day to keep up with you snafflers so delivery can take up to 5 working days.
Your order will be shipped in as few parcels as possible to keep your piggin' shipping costs down, and to reduce the impact on the environment. So if you order multiple bundles and other products in one order, it will most likely come in one parcel. If you require separate parcels for multiple bundles you will need to make another separate order.
We would also advise that you get familiar with our firm but fair policy on returns and refunds.
More than anything, we want to be piggin’ happy with your purchase. If you need anything contact us.
For our general T&Cs click here.
PORKY SNACKS: If kept air tight, our crackling should be suitably awesome up until it's best before date, which should typically be around 16 weeks from purchase.
If you dive in regularly, we'd recommend eating it up within 4 weeks - but this shouldn't be too tricky, because well, you're already diving in regularly.
As with any food product, store in a cool, dry place away from bright light and vegetarians in order to keep the swines at their best.
BOOZE: Both our beer & cider is best served coooold.
If you have any product related questions, please contact us.
Since day one we’ve made a point of being as open and honest as possible with our customers- calling a spade, a piggin’ spade, and all that. That’s why we’ve created this page of FAQ delight in order to give you as much info about our porky venture as you need.