Personalised Valentine's Pork Crackling Jar Gift Box | ValenSWINE
Love comes in many forms. But few can top the love of a PERSONALISED 275g pork crackling gift jar, lovingly presented in a gift box, complete with a love heart-shaped window, available in all kinds of awesome flavours to get the pulses racing. As Claude Pig, Snaffling Pig's French and hopelessly romantic cousin might say:
"J'E TAIME MON VALENSWINE..."
Our French is not up to scratch but all we know is that nothing says 'I LOVE YOU' quite like pork.
We also do a non-personalised version of ValenSWINE here.
There's literally a flavour for everyone, so this makes for an ideal and unique valentine's gift idea and you can read about them here:
Black Pepper & Sea Salt - For all the savoury snack-loving swine out there, our Black Pepper flavour is more subtle than some of our other adventures in pork, but that's its beauty.
Hot to Trot Habanero - We're not talking mouth burning, face-melting hot (for that see Pig of Doom) but there is more than a little tickle of the taste buds in there. After all, if you're going to do chilli, then you need to DO chilli and when you eat it, you want to know about it.
Pig of Doom - the Snaffling Pig's spice lunatic brother. Granted, he's a bit melodramatic and there's no actual end of world darkness involved with his concoction, but it's fair to say these bad boys don't mess about. The heat comes from Bhut Jolokia chilli (aka 'Ghost Chilli'), which is one of the hottest chillies in the world and it's one that keeps on building once snaffled.
Low & Slow BBQ - If you love the wonderful, smokey taste of BBQ then this one's for you.
Marvellous Maple - Inspired by SP's love of a pancake & syrup breakfast, Maple is our first sweeter variety and is something genuinely a bit different. With a lovely sweet/salty balance, it’s still very much suited to accompanying a pint, but we've seen it demolished alongside all sorts of drinks and at all times of day!
Pigs in Blankets - We take what we see as the best bit of a Turkey dinner, aka the porky bit, and pay homage to it in the form of some rather excellent crackling, housed in one of our gift jars. On top of its lovely flavour, PiB is a particular favourite as it's adding the essence of bacon-wrapped pork to a porky snack. Yup -Pig to the power of 3!
Mighty Colman’s Mustard - The taste is about the build of the famous Colman’s kick- it’s quite subtle at first behind some lovely meaty tones, but after a few chunks you’ll be in no doubt whatsoever who’s running the show on your palate.
Perfectly Salted - Our Perfectly Salted may not be the most flamboyant of flavours, but what it lacks in avante-garde thrills, it more than makes up for in brilliant basics: Crispy, salty awesomeness. Think of it as Team SP’s ever-present holding midfielder- others might have occasional fancier tricks and brighter boots, but this one is always the first name down on the team sheet.
Salt ‘N’ Vinegar - Our Salt 'N' Vinegar crackling is a particular favourite at Snaffling Pig HQ and is almost universally loved when tried. As you may have gathered, we're big on bold flavour, so you'll be in no doubt what you're snaffling; this one is as tangy as it is moorish.
Thai Sweet Chilli - Inspired by Chef Pig’s backpacking days in exotic climes long, long ago, our Thai Sweet Chilli flavour is a subtly sweet, gently-spiced and highly-snafflable South-East Asian sensation for your taste buds and a perfect pairing with a chilled tipple of your choosing.
- In 2016, the judges awarded our Perfectly Salted a star in the Great Taste Awards.
- In 2017, the judges awarded our Salt 'N' Vinegar, Hot to Trot Habanero and Marvellous Maple stars in the Great Taste Awards. And in 2021, they awarded us a whole new shiny star!
- In 2018, the judges awarded our Low & Slow BBQ a star in the Great Taste Awards.
Looking for other unique gift ideas for Valentine's, Birthdays, Father's Day, Easter or Christmas? Trot this way to see our range of awesome gift ideas for any snack-loving swine.
Delivery & Service
UK mainland postage:
£3.99 standard delivery
Free on all orders over £35
The Snaffling Pig’s less fun but very organised cousin, The Logistics Pig, dispatches all our items by courier for delivery usually within 1-2 working days (although it can take an extra day or two during peak times of the year). However, rather than keep lots of stock, we cook fresh every day to keep up with you snafflers so delivery can take up to 5 working days.
Your order will be shipped in as few parcels as possible to keep your piggin' shipping costs down, and to reduce the impact on the environment. So if you order multiple bundles and other products in one order, it will most likely come in one parcel. If you require separate parcels for multiple bundles you will need to make another separate order.
We would also advise that you get familiar with our firm but fair policy on returns and refunds.
More than anything, we want to be piggin’ happy with your purchase. If you need anything contact us.
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PORKY SNACKS: If kept air tight, our crackling should be suitably awesome up until it's best before date, which should typically be around 16 weeks from purchase.
If you dive in regularly, we'd recommend eating it up within 4 weeks - but this shouldn't be too tricky, because well, you're already diving in regularly.
As with any food product, store in a cool, dry place away from bright light and vegetarians in order to keep the swines at their best.
BOOZE: Both our beer & cider is best served coooold.
If you have any product related questions, please contact us.
Since day one we’ve made a point of being as open and honest as possible with our customers- calling a spade, a piggin’ spade, and all that. That’s why we’ve created this page of FAQ delight in order to give you as much info about our porky venture as you need.